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This 17-year-old Australian Singer Is RIDICULOUS.

This 17-year-old Australian Singer Is RIDICULOUS.

Ridiculously good, that is.

Cody Kay was a bit of an Internet phenom before she audtioned on X-Factor Australia, singing Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood.

Start at 3:00 if you want.

CARRIE UNDERWOOD LYRICS
“Before He Cheats”

Right now he’s probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,
and she’s probably getting frisky…
right now, he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink
’cause she can’t shoot whiskey…
Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool stick,
showing her how to shoot a combo…

And he don’t know…

That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats…
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires…
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.

Right now, she’s probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke.
Right now, she’s probably saying, “I’m drunk”
and he’s a-thinking that he’s gonna get lucky,
Right now, he’s probably dabbing on
3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo*…

Oh, and he don’t know…

That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires…
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.

I might’ve saved a little trouble for the next girl,
’cause the next time that he cheats…
Oh, you know it won’t be on me!

No… not on me

‘Cause I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats…
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires…
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.

Oh, maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats…

Oh, before he cheats… oh, oh.

[* Polo is Ralph Lauren’s men cologne]

This 17-year-old Australian Singer Is RIDICULOUS.